He Got the Dilbert Clippings but the Granny Mug Survived.

Employee Jailed for Swiping Co-Worker's Dilbert Clippings

This is probably an April Fools joke, but the statement about the "World's Greatest Granny" mug caught my eye.

"Obviously she's still distraught at the loss of so many hilarious 'Dilbert' strips," said the victim's sister Lana Bard. "But she's thankful that her 'World's Greatest Granny' mug and her collectible Garfield figurines survived his rage."